I shall title this post:


THE FUNNIE & THE NOTTIE


Lets start off with the FUNNIE: What Happens in Vegas

To roundhouse everything, this show is a love-comedy starring lead actress Cameron Diaz & actor Ashton. As the title suggests, this as-expected-soon-2-be-together pair coincidentally meet up in Vegas, after being hit by work & love problems. Things then start to go haywire when they end up drunk and crazy on a night.

And somehow someway, they end up winning a 3 million dollar JACKPOT when ASHTON punches a coin in for a round of the slot machines [ They were arguing in front of the slot machine. ]

However, a fierce fight ensues between both parties for some reason [You'll know when you watch it!] and they had it settled in court. So what did the Judge say? Who gets the money? What would both of them have to do?

WATCH IT TO FIND OUT!

Overall Rating: 8 / 10 [ For a love comedy, its sexily great. ]

THE NOTTIE: Over her dead body

Eva Longoria Parker plays the role of a dead spirit (yes, as you imagine floating around in the mortal world) who wants to "protect" her fiance from another lady who is in courtship with him.

And for 3/4 of the show, I would say there is nothing really much besides the typical love talk & shit. Humor, put nicely was acceptable. Crudely? It sucks. I could only draw a faint smile from everything supposedly funny.

Overall Rating: 5.5 / 10

SPEED RACER !!!!!

Okay so I caught this show today afternoon with fungi, thivya, kailim & joanna. I must say that this show is not for everyone. Firstly, it's got a pretty straight-forward genre - Racing, obviously. And there isn't really any scenes of hot babes or hunks making a solo appearance and certainly very little romance value.

WHICH IS WHY I GODDAMN LIKE THIS SHOW!! ( Okay, at least for so far this year this is 1 of the better shows I've had )

To sum 41 everything, this show is basically about speed racing, which runs deep in the blood of the Racer family of the main character, Speed. He desires to take after his brother, Rex Racer who died tragically in a treacherous race that took his life. And as we all expected, Speed becomes the talk of the century after displaying a stunning performance in one of his races.

He immediately draws attention of many big organisations & companies that want to recruit him into their league of racing. He rejects all of them and in the process, rejects a multi-billion company known as Royaltion Industries. This sparks off the story between Speed Racer against Royaltion, as he learns a dark truth...



"WHAT DID HE LEARN?! OMG TELL ME!"



NAH, WATCH THE SHOW YOU CHEAPOS. Recommands Cathay outlets on weekdays with your student pass to enjoy 50 cents off usual price. $6.00 to a great movie!

OVERALL RATING: 7.0 / 10


WARNING: This show is not for people who can't stand extreme imagination & creativity. PRACTICALLY the whole show is made up of the directors' imagination, colourful effects filling the imaginary cities of Royaltion, Grand Prix tracks, parks, streets. AND if you don't like racing, avoid this show. Probably.

OOOSHHH yes can't wait for Friday to dawn and to hell with all the papers. for now, at least.


MOVIES next week anyone? Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Monday or Tuesday! Anytime is the best time!

Speeeee-eee-eee-d Racer? IronMAN? Nim's Island? Made of Honour? What Happens in Vegas? Accuracy of Death? WOOHOO, SO MANY SO LITTLE TIME!



AND I NEEDA GO JAMMIN' REALLL SOON.

I believe in equilibrium of life
I believe in retribution - that they come in all forms; whether major or minor, in our everyday life
I believe that all bad things have an origin: That the origin is us
I BELIEVE IN AN AFTERLIFE.

An afterlife which is decided upon our actions formerly
An afterlife which rewards or punishes
An afterlife which ensures that no bad deeds & sins get away scot-free
An afterlife which ensures that good men & women enjoy their reapings.

So to those fucking monkey brain eaters out there [ including those who slaughter & get a sense of satisfaction devouring "prohibited" animals such as squirrels, dolphins etc. ] PREPARE FOR YOUR AFTERLIFE. AN AFTERLIFE OF SORROWS & PAIN. Rest assure your punishments will be sevenfold of your sins.

DO you believe in retribution? Don't you think that life is on a scale of equilibrium? Weigh down the scale of sins & evil & be sure that the opposite side of rewards & riches will befall too.

Till you remove the weights of sins. I believe it is proportional. That no one gets hold of everything good in life shaking legs.

I do think that certain things in our everyday life could be resulted due to our previous actions. It could be just a minor form of repayment, for something minor that we could have comitted previously. This could be why life has its ups & downs, as people say. I dunno, this is all nothing but my thoughts.

Yes, no one is perfect. We all commit sins, mistakes almost everyday, over & over again. I believe that God who is watching knows how to deal with this & that fairly.

I believe God knows more than often we do not mean what we do, and that it takes time for someone to change for the better.